Har Mar Superstar, 'Tall Boy' -- Video Premiere

Markus is spot on - Har Mar is off kilter and that's the point. You don't think the fat astronaut/robot thing is intentional and out of site? Apparently the vast majority of people on this site have a complete inability to get satire. Morons.

God what a bunch of humorless gits.
What's the matter - this video not as deeply meaningful as the gangsta beatdown masterpieces you usually watch?

Yeah he's pudgy - that's THE POINT.
He's like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Prince!

Next time, be sure to download yourselves a sense of humor before watching.

Clearly I'm in the minority here, because I feel like this is one of those songs/music videos that is so absolutely terrible that it's good. Kind of like the Plan 9 from Outer Space of the music scene.

This is terrible. No wonder Britney rejected it.

I actually rather enjoyed this, what found, hilarious video with an oddly addictive song.

OH as for the fat astronaut, I thought the guy was a little extra hilarious. I MEAN COME ON, a fat alien how can that not make you laugh.

Compared to most music/music videos (yes Miley Im hinting a bit towards you) is nothing but regurgitated pre-dones. Given this is no real exception, BUT, its does make me smile, so you negative nanny whiners, calm down, try to enjoy something for once.

I feel dumber for watching it......DUH...1 + 1 = 6 duh

What was so racy in the this video? It's stupid and so it the song.........Who the bozo....

Kae B, I will pray for you!!!

I cannot find lyrics for this wonderfully addictive masterpiece anywhere... are these correct?
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TALL BOY
(C) Har Mar Superstar/Sean Tillman 2009

I'm on fire baby.
There's no place to go.
So, shed your clothes.
Let's stop, drop & roll.

I need a tall boy to crack it open with me.
Don't be shaking (phssst).
C'mon man, I'm thirsty.
Where's my tall boy, to satisfy my needs?
I feel like drinking, so come on, get inside of me.

Me and my girlz gonna roll now.
I know ya wanna check us out.
Beats in the back seat blow, aw
Turn the whole scene down.

Still talking shit about Monday.
The weekend is over now.
Not meeting no one halfway.
Amateurs, get the hell out!

I don't see no ashtray,
So I'm gonna use the ground.
Ladies, last call for hairspray!
Back door is open now.

We'll get the parties jumping.
Everything is flowing for free.
Gonna grab a piece of something,
Take it home with me.

I need a tall boy
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to get me outta the house -
having one right now, cold shiny can)
Come on man, I'm thirsty, where's my tall boy?
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to have a rolling around -
and another now, cold shiny can)
Come on get inside of me.
(Take me take me take me)

Don't think I'm falling in love now.
This is not the puppy lust.
Gonna use you up and get out,
Like the cans I crush.

Your pu-puppy eyes are broken,
I'm not trying to be mean.
Queen of the party's spoken:
Jump on the floor with me!

I can feel the fire door empty,
DJ is killing my groove.
Just got the text you sent me:
Time to make a move.

Maybe not go back to my house,
straight up to the V.I.P.,
all the pretty people lying on the couch -
Till we get on the scene.

I need a tall boy
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to get me outta the house -
having one right now, cold shiny can)
Come on man, I'm thirsty, where's my tall boy?
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to have a rolling around -
and another right now, cold shiny can)
Come on get inside of me.

I-I'm..on..f-fire baby,
There's no place to go.
I'm on fire baby,
We'll s-stop, d-drop and r-roll.
(I need a tall boy)
F-fire baby, there's no place to go -
so sh-sh-shed your clothes,
We'll stop, drop and roll.

I need a tall boy
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce)
to crack it open with me.
(I need a tall boy to get me outta the house)
Help me shake it!
(having one right now, cold shiny can)
c'mon man, I'm thirsty.
Where's my tall boy,
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce)
to satisfy my needs?
(I need a tall boy to get me outta the house)
Feel like drinking.
(having one right now, cold shiny can)
c'mon man, I'm thirsty.
So come on, get inside of me.

man that video was really bad. i Could not go the whole 311. I wanted to jab my eyes out. and he sound more like justin timberlake on pcp.