Har Mar Superstar, 'Tall Boy' -- Video Premiere
- Posted on Sep 30th 2009 12:00PM by Adam Horne
- Comments (23)
It's a good thing Britney Spears passed on recording 'Tall Boy' by Har Mar Superstar or else we wouldn't have been treated to his delightfully weird new video. Featuring a myriad of celebrity cameos (including actress Eva Mendes, Arrested Development's Alia Shawkat and Eric Wareheim of Adult Swim's Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!), the clip, directed by Tomorrow's Brightest Minds, follows in the tradition of the 'Dark Touches' album teasers by using slow motion to create some strangely hypnotic imagery. Mendes shines, sometimes literally, in the racy video alongside Har Mar, whose robo dance moves provide another highlight. "Phoenix, Washington, Damon, Depp, Cage. I've had the privilege of working with some incredible men thus far in my career. And now I can add Har Mar Superstar to the list," Mendes tells Spinner. "The world's most talented man-child." Check out the exclusive video after the jump.











Reader Comments(1 of 2)
BobHat 10-14-2009
Another great piece of crap!
BBat 10-14-2009
First of all, the ROBOT needs to lose the gut and this has to be one of the WORST videos to-date!
jbjg24mat 10-14-2009
the only god part of that video was when it was over !
logmanat 10-14-2009
lame,lame,lame!
PEPPAat 10-14-2009
What a moronic piece of crapolla.
It always amazes me , that people actually get paid for having absolutely no talent whatsoever !!!
rubyat 10-14-2009
I just wasted 3 minutes of my life on this horrible music video.
Usedtolikeevaat 10-14-2009
Total crap. I feel dumber for seeing it.
Stanat 10-14-2009
Someone should have thrown a brick at that idiotic fat robot. Goes to show that actors will attach themselves to any piece of crap as long as they get paid or the exposure. Better spend time in acting class instead of on the set of some low talent hack.
jat 10-14-2009
I wasn't aware Jameroquai got fat, by the way how did this McDonald's enthusiast get Eva to appear in this POS video along w/ awful music?
Ethicalat 10-14-2009
Rythm is good, video and Eva along with Tall Boy just stop drop and roll......altogether....your old music....
catat 10-14-2009
totally stoooopid~~~~
FauxKingDuckat 10-14-2009
A silver stuffed sausage, dancing??Baldie w/the long
side hair is a real yuk. Wutta waste of time.IT'S CRAP!
shaneaka hargroveat 10-14-2009
man that video was really bad. i Could not go the whole 311. I wanted to jab my eyes out. and he sound more like justin timberlake on pcp.
Kae Bat 10-14-2009
I cannot find lyrics for this wonderfully addictive masterpiece anywhere... are these correct?
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TALL BOY
(C) Har Mar Superstar/Sean Tillman 2009
I'm on fire baby.
There's no place to go.
So, shed your clothes.
Let's stop, drop & roll.
I need a tall boy to crack it open with me.
Don't be shaking (phssst).
C'mon man, I'm thirsty.
Where's my tall boy, to satisfy my needs?
I feel like drinking, so come on, get inside of me.
Me and my girlz gonna roll now.
I know ya wanna check us out.
Beats in the back seat blow, aw
Turn the whole scene down.
Still talking shit about Monday.
The weekend is over now.
Not meeting no one halfway.
Amateurs, get the hell out!
I don't see no ashtray,
So I'm gonna use the ground.
Ladies, last call for hairspray!
Back door is open now.
We'll get the parties jumping.
Everything is flowing for free.
Gonna grab a piece of something,
Take it home with me.
I need a tall boy
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to get me outta the house -
having one right now, cold shiny can)
Come on man, I'm thirsty, where's my tall boy?
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to have a rolling around -
and another now, cold shiny can)
Come on get inside of me.
(Take me take me take me)
Don't think I'm falling in love now.
This is not the puppy lust.
Gonna use you up and get out,
Like the cans I crush.
Your pu-puppy eyes are broken,
I'm not trying to be mean.
Queen of the party's spoken:
Jump on the floor with me!
I can feel the fire door empty,
DJ is killing my groove.
Just got the text you sent me:
Time to make a move.
Maybe not go back to my house,
straight up to the V.I.P.,
all the pretty people lying on the couch -
Till we get on the scene.
I need a tall boy
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to get me outta the house -
having one right now, cold shiny can)
Come on man, I'm thirsty, where's my tall boy?
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce:
I need a tall boy to have a rolling around -
and another right now, cold shiny can)
Come on get inside of me.
I-I'm..on..f-fire baby,
There's no place to go.
I'm on fire baby,
We'll s-stop, d-drop and r-roll.
(I need a tall boy)
F-fire baby, there's no place to go -
so sh-sh-shed your clothes,
We'll stop, drop and roll.
I need a tall boy
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce)
to crack it open with me.
(I need a tall boy to get me outta the house)
Help me shake it!
(having one right now, cold shiny can)
c'mon man, I'm thirsty.
Where's my tall boy,
(Baby, pound for pound, baby, ounce for ounce)
to satisfy my needs?
(I need a tall boy to get me outta the house)
Feel like drinking.
(having one right now, cold shiny can)
c'mon man, I'm thirsty.
So come on, get inside of me.
Edat 10-15-2009
Apparently you had nothing better to do with those 3:11 and decided to continue the torture by listening for the words AND typing them out. Try a rubics cube next time for better entertainment.
Janetat 10-14-2009
Kae B, I will pray for you!!!
booat 10-15-2009
What was so racy in the this video? It's stupid and so it the song.........Who the bozo....
georgeat 10-15-2009
I feel dumber for watching it......DUH...1 + 1 = 6 duh
Digiat 10-15-2009
I actually rather enjoyed this, what found, hilarious video with an oddly addictive song.
OH as for the fat astronaut, I thought the guy was a little extra hilarious. I MEAN COME ON, a fat alien how can that not make you laugh.
Compared to most music/music videos (yes Miley Im hinting a bit towards you) is nothing but regurgitated pre-dones. Given this is no real exception, BUT, its does make me smile, so you negative nanny whiners, calm down, try to enjoy something for once.
Katat 10-15-2009
This is terrible. No wonder Britney rejected it.