If living well is the best revenge, Har Mar Superstar is licking his lips and slapping his thigh. Spinner caught up with Har Mar at Hollywood's hip Sunset Marquis hotel to talk about his latest record, 'Dark Touches,' which was released Oct. 13. The Los Angeles-based singer, songwriter and scriptwriter has been scribbling up a storm, including penning an HBO sitcom script with actress pals Ellen Page and Alia Shawkat. Heck, he even has a part in Drew Barrymore's movie, 'Whip It!.' Life is good, but there's one thing that really bugs him -- apparently, a certain group of journalists don't believe the 31 year-old Minnesota native is honest about his age.

"In the British press, I get accused of lying about my age a lot," he tells Spinner with due indignation. "I really don't. I'm 31. I was born in 1978. Maybe I've lived more than whoever." The accusation is doubly insulting because not only does it imply that Har Mar looks older, but that he's also, well, lying. Why would those nice, polite British journalists do such a thing? "I don't know, because they're a--holes," Har Mar spits.

"That's one thing that bugs me," he goes on, clearly needing to vent. "When people are like, 'Yeah right, 31.' Yeah -- 31. I've lived a life and I've lived like a guy who's maybe 85. I don't care. I'm great. I've lived so much more. If you want to hang out in your office and do aerobics, that's great. You do your aerobics and have a good time. But my body reflects my lifestyle and I've lived."

Har Mar Superstar can currently be found on tour, but don't look for him at the gym anytime soon.