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Paul Simon Impersonator Arrested After Bank Con
- Posted on Feb 4th 2010 1:55PM by John D. Luerssen
A man impersonating Paul Simon hoped to withdraw $4300 out of the 'Kodachrome' tunesmith's bank account on Wednesday but was foiled by an attentive Citibank teller. The schemer presented fraudulent documents at the bank's branch on New York City's Upper West Side, but the employee wisely refused the withdrawal, according to the New York Post. At 6 feet 1 inch tall, Rafael Ramos, 54, had little if any resemblance to the 68-year-old pop/rock icon, who stands only 5 feet 3 inches. Somehow, the thief had obtained Simon's Social Security Number and was in the possession of a forged driver's license and a credit card bearing the singer's name.
Police sources told the newspaper that Ramos took off running when the teller refused to honor the withdrawal. The cops quickly caught up with the grifter and charged him with attempted larceny. When questioned about the incident, Simon reportedly told the NYPD that he didn't know Ramos.
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jrg
my comment was directed to the posting for a dating service from "I am an Air Force". these postings that are for dating services etc are annoying. in short, if you fly, auger means to bury one's self in the ground at a high rete of speed.
February 07 2010 at 11:20 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
bilko
i thought the picture was of Harpo Marx ...I suppose the "Before my time"dougnut doesnt know him either..
February 05 2010 at 4:49 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
ervaughn
Yeah Barbara. Usually the people throwing around the Racist Comment are the biggest ones themselves! LOL!
February 05 2010 at 3:31 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Aaron
Maybe it was Artie!
February 05 2010 at 3:28 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Aaron
An associate of Pauls wouldn't hang at the school yard with Julio, more likely the pizza shop
February 05 2010 at 3:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
John
1 reply to John's comment
Why are so many Americans seemingly so illiterate?
February 05 2010 at 3:23 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
JD
Who signed their comment as an American?
February 06 2010 at 1:09 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Samantha
To: JD Power,
auger IS an English word! It's a tool used to bore a hole in the dirt.
Perhaps you should consult an English speaker before you open your mouth to criticize.
Ru
andy romero -- easy comment for a total loser to make. instead of tearing down others - why dont you try to accomplish something 'he was only fair' yeah right
-- lets hear the song you wrote -- or anything you have accomplished for that matter - or is your claim to fame tearing down people that actually have a talent
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