Phil Spector's Friend Alleges Jail Assault

Why is it that we like to believe the worst of people? First, I would like to make something perfectly clear. Let there be no doubt that Kelley Lynch has been a long time friend of Phil Spector's. I have known Phillip all of my adult life, and the last time I worked for him as his Personal Assistant was an eleven year stint from 1991-2002. As long as I have known Phillip, Kelley has been in his life. And if you don't believe that police lie or that lawyers lie you are so naive. It is a very helpless feeling when the authorities have targetted you - it's awful - BUT IT HAPPENS. Don't be so quick to jump on someone folks. Hope you're okay, Kelley. Paulette

I don't have a drug or alcohol problem. I don't do drugs. I see someone has Lana Clarkson on their mind. Lana Clarkson, who mixed alcohol and drugs (vicodin, etc.), is responsible for her death. Period. She also endangered Phil Spector. I'm doing just fine. No, you can't imagine why because you don't know me but have decided to target me, my family, friends, and others, who have now hired lawyers. This is a coordinated campaign of cyber-terrorism and I hope the U.S. Postal Inspector's criminal investigation into Stephen "Jihad" Gianelli (no doubt brought on board because Phil Spector's lawyer, Doron Weinberg, is also from the Bay Area) is successful and the man ends up in prison. I also hope their inspection leads to uncovering evidence with respect to the other thugs who have targeted me, my family, and others. If I were the U.S. Postal Inspector, I would investigate EVERY SINGLE piece of mail that Alan Jackson and his group of thugs mailed to Doron Weinberg, Dennis Riordan, Bruce Cutler, Linda Kenney Baden, and others. After all, the DA of Lost Angeles appears to be a gang of organized criminals. I'm not on any street so there can't be any word on any street, idiot. Stop hanging around outside idiots office and trying to sound like Serpico. Try and find a man I've slept with, losers. On the other hand, Baby Doll Gibson has been clear: Lana Clarkson was a prostitute, who worked for her, and who played with guns. Obviously, the jury didn't get to know Lana Clarkson and appears to have engaged in vigilantism.

And, for the record, there's no word on any street that I ever prostituted myself - because I didn't.

I get paid by Phil Spector too
at 5-23-2010Yup, you heard it right here. I get paid by Spector, Cohen, Cutler, Riordan, Rutgar, Fidler, IRS, SS, Treasury Dept...etc. Nice life I live now. Thanks everyone for all those vacations you've sent me on. Phil has paid for my villa in Tuscany for the month of August. I don't have a drug or alcohol problem. I don't do drugs. I see someone has Lana Clarkson on their mind. Lana Clarkson, who mixed alcohol and drugs (vicodin, etc.), is responsible for her death. Period. She also endangered Phil Spector. I'm doing just fine. No, you can't imagine why because you don't know me but have decided to target me, my family, friends, and others, who have now hired lawyers. This is a coordinated campaign of cyber-terrorism and I hope the U.S. Postal Inspector's criminal investigation into Stephen "Jihad" Gianelli (no doubt brought on board because Phil Spector's lawyer, Doron Weinberg, is also from the Bay Area) is successful and the man ends up in prison. I also hope their inspection leads to uncovering evidence with respect to the other thugs who have targeted me, my family, and others. If I were the U.S. Postal Inspector, I would investigate EVERY SINGLE piece of mail that Alan Jackson and his group of thugs mailed to Doron Weinberg, Dennis Riordan, Bruce Cutler, Linda Kenney Baden, and others. After all, the DA of Lost Angeles appears to be a gang of organized criminals. I'm not on any street so there can't be any word on any street, idiot. Stop hanging around outside idiots office and trying to sound like Serpico. Try and find a man I've slept with, losers. On the other hand, Baby Doll Gibson has been clear: Lana Clarkson was a prostitute, who worked for her, and who played with guns. Obviously, the jury didn't get to know Lana Clarkson and appears to have engaged in vigilantism.

"By the way, word on the street is KL has been prostituting herself so she can buy drugs and booze. It doesn't sound like she's doing well in that dept. either. I can't imagine why?"

Rutger did not post either of these posts and the person impersonating him should be criminally prosecuted. Rutger did not end up homeless and I didn't lose the house because I didn't pay my bills. That's a bald faced lie. When I'm married to Cohen (which will be when hell freezes over) he can talk to me about my bills and finances. In the meantime, he has stolen from me; illegally altered my tax returns; transmitted criminal evidence (tax forms) to the IRS - with respect to me; and probably perjured himself in Phil Spector's trial.

For the record, the U.S. Postal Inspector has now advised me that they have opened a criminal investigation into Stephen "Jihad" Gianelli who, together with many people on the internet, have motive to silence me, and has targeted my friends, family members and others. Of course, he targeted me after hearing from Cohen and may have found a sympathetic ear with Spector prosecutor Alan Jackson. I have nothing to do with the appeal, moron.

The deranged criminal says:

Mind your own business, lying lunatic.

Make me! step out of your dirty hole biotch! You the criminal who doesn't know nor never worked for PS. You have a pattern of theft and that's why you are in your low life position. Riordan doesn't know jack shit from you. He blocked you yrs ago moron.

The criminal, Kelley Lynch has not nor will she ever work for Phil Spector, the murderer. PS writes his fans from jail, but not the deranged lunatic whom he does not know. He will never have anything to do with her imaginary suit against LC. PS has confirmed this. Don't like it biotch? Get off your skanky butt and do something about it instead of talking to your sick self on that blog. GET A JOB, ANSWER ALL THOSE BENCH WARRANTS, STOP VIOLATING THE MULTIPLE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST YOU AND PAY BACK THE MONEY YOU STOLE, PAY BACK NEIMAN MARCUS, PAY THOSE FINES YOU'VE RACKED UP, STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM WHICH YOU WILL NEVER BE. YOU WILL BE PUT BEHIND BARS BECAUSE YOU ARE A CRIMINAL. END OF STORY DIRT BAG.

FACT!! So you can Kep crowing to no one that believes you. It will never come true. Phil already confirmed, he doesn't remember you ever and for 7 yrs has for obvious reasons ignored you. So the real sleeze bag is criminal kelley lynch. Go suck on some more sake drunk'n idiot. You don't have much time left before you are forever behind bars.

The Lynchness Monster who never worked for Phil Spector, not his friend and not affiliated with him in anyway shape or form obviously missed the date on the spoof of an article from 2007. Notice her e-mail is regirgitated bs she has sent out a million times before? What an ignoramous at all times. The only person who should be held accountable for her crimes is you KELLEY LYNCH, cyber-terrorist. tick, tock, tick, tock..slam of the jail cell. Can't wait to hear that sound.

Tasha Robinson,

I advise you to block the criminal and psychopath Kelley Lynch or she will spam you day after day with pure nonesense and lies. She's obsessed with Phil Spector who has not spoken two words to her in 7 yrs. As per her rant, she obviously doesn't get the Onions' sense of humor. Zooom over her ignorant head.

Enjoy your weekend.

Per the criminal who has 6 bench warrants, multiple judgments, restraining orders, doesn't pay her taxes states and harmed her children:

I think (delusional at times) Phil Spector (the murderer is in jail stupid. Phil who doesn't nor would want to know you criminal) will (hell would freeze over 10 times first) absolutely join me in a lawsuit (there is no suit and your lies about Cohen are all ignored since 2006 and will continue to be. You have no credibility criminal and pathological liar) against Leonard Cohen.

You could repeat this bs in jail a trillion times it will never, ever come to be criminal. What will though, your arrest for not answering those bench warrants, violating the restraining order against you, not paying the judgements against you, not paying your taxes, threatening judges, lapd, smpd, blogo, kelley green, sydney, suzanne walsh, me and many others.

tick, tock, time is about to be up for you. Where you going to run to next criminal? You've burned all your bridges.