Potent Quotables: Crow's Conscious Kid

Try not to feed him so much of that nasty organic creamed spinach. That might help. Now that you've scared the crap outta him. Let him have SOME fun before the greenies come after him.

That kid is probably going to have the "reddist" ass on the planet - trying to use one square of toilet paper. I hope she has soap in the house that will clean his hands!
He's probably trying to poop green and thinks "ah crap its brown again!"

tust me potty training a child, mostly boy's is a very hard thing to do, and if you have another child the 1st child's potty traing does south, they seem to forget why they still have to sit on their potty chair's, it aint easy....

thats nuts

Is it really necessary to scare kids with the global warming hype? It's well proven that most of it is just BS; and being responsible and conservative is a good thing, but unfortunately too many parents are not just making it a positive to be environmentally friendly, but a negative by scaring children... you know what is going to happen, when these kids are older they're going to be so sick of the global warming stuff they're going to be like "carbon footprint-shmootprint, I'm going to do what I want."

You'll spend years and years to get them to pee in a toilet, until they reach drinking age and they will pee outdoors, in the pool, over the boat..

She is a tree hugging MORON.

Somebody please save her child from a lifetime of fraudulant politically correct diatribe.

Will these politically correct fools ever go away?

To scare a child about flushing the toilet is abusive plain and simple. Life is hard enough without all the bull that is loaded into our children's lives. Now they worry that the world is dying and only they can save it. Enough already. I tell my kids to worry about their school work and leave the world up to me until they are adults. If there is an earth day project at school I request alternate assignments and luckily their teachers cooperate with me. Basics like not littering is as far as we go with these projects. As far as flushing goes I tell them to flush until it's gone.

Most child psychologists will tell you that the reason children have that anxiety during potty training is that they don't understand that what they do in the potty is expendable....many little ones think of it as a part of them, and suffer a bit of uneasiness about letting it go.

And, in my humble opinion, NO 2 year old should carry the burden of being "green". Mom should ease him into it, as well as he can understand. If he's got any anxiety about it at this age, you're doin' it wrong.

I wonder if he uses only two squares of toilet paper?