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10 Nerdy Rap Lyrics: Hip-Hop Geeks Out
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'Rushing Elephants,' RZA
"I'm the lord of the Wu-Tang sword, know what that means?/Like JRR Tolkien is the Lord of the Rings"
So JRR Tolkien isn't necessarily 'Lord of the Rings' just because he wrote the book, but RZA's charmingly inaccurate fantasy reference is but one slice of the Wu leader's many geeky interests, ranging from 'Green Hornet' to 'Star Wars' to video games. He's passing it on to his kids, too, telling an interviewer, "I'd rather raise nerds than gangsters."
So JRR Tolkien isn't necessarily 'Lord of the Rings' just because he wrote the book, but RZA's charmingly inaccurate fantasy reference is but one slice of the Wu leader's many geeky interests, ranging from 'Green Hornet' to 'Star Wars' to video games. He's passing it on to his kids, too, telling an interviewer, "I'd rather raise nerds than gangsters."
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'Poet Laureate II,' Canibus
"The organic supercomputer that solved the mysteries of Klein-Kaluza with 2 blue metric rulers/Liked Cool J but thought Stephen Jay Gould was cooler"
Canibus had a longstanding feud with LL, but this 2003 stanza might go down as the nerdiest diss in the history of hip-hop beefs. And that's not even considering that it opens with Canibus declaring his visionary status because he "believed light could travel in multiples of C."
Canibus had a longstanding feud with LL, but this 2003 stanza might go down as the nerdiest diss in the history of hip-hop beefs. And that's not even considering that it opens with Canibus declaring his visionary status because he "believed light could travel in multiples of C."
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'School Anthem,' MC Paul Barman
"What is the meaning of C.L.A.S.S./Is it a Conspiracy Levelled at Sleepy Students trying to pass?"
Paul Barman goes beyond geek rap, edging into sudoku and word puzzles. The nasally MC has never had a line that hasn't been self-conscious, and one of his nerdier twists is in 2000's 'School Anthem,' a treatise on questioning authority where he flips GZA's "What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E" into a more academic question.
Paul Barman goes beyond geek rap, edging into sudoku and word puzzles. The nasally MC has never had a line that hasn't been self-conscious, and one of his nerdier twists is in 2000's 'School Anthem,' a treatise on questioning authority where he flips GZA's "What is the meaning of C.R.I.M.E" into a more academic question.
'Chemical Calisthenics,' Blackalicious
"I'm every element of brown/Lead, gold, tin, iron, platinum, zinc/When I rap you think/Iodine nitrate activate/Red geranium/The only difference is I transmit sound"
Following up in 2002 on the certifiably ill and entertaining 'Alphabet Aerobics,' MC Gift of Gab decided to up his vernacular and rap the entire periodic table alongside other lesson plans. Blackalicious' scientific sequel provided a definitive Poindexter moment in hip-hop history.
Following up in 2002 on the certifiably ill and entertaining 'Alphabet Aerobics,' MC Gift of Gab decided to up his vernacular and rap the entire periodic table alongside other lesson plans. Blackalicious' scientific sequel provided a definitive Poindexter moment in hip-hop history.
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'I Ain't Cha Friend,' Three 6 Mafia
Fool, I'm bad to the bone, jone, chrome, tech.../Fatality!"
Before Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for humanizing pimps, the Memphis rappers adopted a Ministry-like pose of "every day is Halloween," with references to bloody mutilation, witches, the occult and a very random Mortal Kombat video game cry of 'Fatality!' by Gangsta Boo in this epic 1997 tale of not being somebody's buddy.
Before Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar for humanizing pimps, the Memphis rappers adopted a Ministry-like pose of "every day is Halloween," with references to bloody mutilation, witches, the occult and a very random Mortal Kombat video game cry of 'Fatality!' by Gangsta Boo in this epic 1997 tale of not being somebody's buddy.
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'One Week,' Barenaked Ladies
"Gotta get in tune with 'Sailor Moon'/'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes"
Using Barenaked Ladies is perhaps a stretch, but they boast better rhymes than Soulja Boy. 1998's 'One Week' mentions cocaine, 'X-Files' and Roman Polanski in one verse alone and elsewhere name drops German composer Bert Kaempfert and Japanese director Akira Kurosawa. Maybe it's actually kinda hip.
Using Barenaked Ladies is perhaps a stretch, but they boast better rhymes than Soulja Boy. 1998's 'One Week' mentions cocaine, 'X-Files' and Roman Polanski in one verse alone and elsewhere name drops German composer Bert Kaempfert and Japanese director Akira Kurosawa. Maybe it's actually kinda hip.
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'Secret Wars Pt 1,' The Last Emperor
"Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical does his thang/Paralyze you with the venom from the Method Man's fang/This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets darker/We got Nasir Jones versus Peter Parker"
His name comes from the Bernardo Bertolucci film, and he does impressions of rappers battling Marvel characters on this 1999 track, including Dr. Octopus against Busta Rhymes and The X-Men's Storm taking on Lauryn Hill. It's like Rock the Bells held at a comic convention.
His name comes from the Bernardo Bertolucci film, and he does impressions of rappers battling Marvel characters on this 1999 track, including Dr. Octopus against Busta Rhymes and The X-Men's Storm taking on Lauryn Hill. It's like Rock the Bells held at a comic convention.
'Watch This,' Swollen Members
"You're f---ing with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
Notorious for their Dungeons & Dragons-friendly lyrics and attempts to make open velvet shirts hip-hop certified, Vancouver's Swollen Members slip in some serious nerdiness into this ode to their own badassery. Note to rappers: References to comic books by cult-pop hero Alan Moore will always register a 10.0 on the Geek-ter scale.
Notorious for their Dungeons & Dragons-friendly lyrics and attempts to make open velvet shirts hip-hop certified, Vancouver's Swollen Members slip in some serious nerdiness into this ode to their own badassery. Note to rappers: References to comic books by cult-pop hero Alan Moore will always register a 10.0 on the Geek-ter scale.
'Dream Shatterer,' Big Pun
"This scholar adviser is smart as MacGyver"
With a flow so quick that you can easily miss his myriad references to hell, Armageddon, video games and Space Age chemicals (see "Coat your brain like polyurethane"), Big Pun, in this classic from 1999, was one of the most successful at bridging gangsta toughness and fantastical intelligence.
With a flow so quick that you can easily miss his myriad references to hell, Armageddon, video games and Space Age chemicals (see "Coat your brain like polyurethane"), Big Pun, in this classic from 1999, was one of the most successful at bridging gangsta toughness and fantastical intelligence.
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'Got Up This Morning,' Sage Francis
"As she discussed Ginsberg/I listened and learned"
As Sage bounces between singsongy verses and overly worded raps on this 2007 track, it gets kinda awkward.
That said, the Providence, R.I. MC who wonders aloud "What would Bukowski do?" is definitely playing to the prescription-glasses-wearing never-heard-rap-before set.
As Sage bounces between singsongy verses and overly worded raps on this 2007 track, it gets kinda awkward.
That said, the Providence, R.I. MC who wonders aloud "What would Bukowski do?" is definitely playing to the prescription-glasses-wearing never-heard-rap-before set.
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rebecca
My favorite is by eminem; "Go take a flying leap of faith off a f****n balcony 'fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly a**"
February 27 2013 at 1:03 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI love nerdy songs. If they could get they might be giants and B.O.B to do a colab it would be awesome.
http://www.best5everything.com/best5ListPages/nerdy-songs-82819.php
Lawdy Dodi
FANTASTIC ARTICLE. So the current state of hiphop is brain dead or grade 3 level english phrases with basslines to kill a heart patient while sporting geeked out glasses that take up half the face, suspenders, tight pants, square shoes and. wigs. Beat.
August 16 2010 at 11:51 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
stanley
hello? buck 65 anything?
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Ubercharged
How does this list not include pretty much every song off of Deltron 3030?
August 11 2010 at 1:18 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Will
How does this list NOT include Weird Al's "White and Nerdy"?!
August 11 2010 at 10:41 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
jl
1 reply to jl's comment
Secret Wars was '98, not 2004.
August 11 2010 at 10:28 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Josh
Good catch...according to Last Emperor's website, "Secret Wars Pt 1" came out in 1999 (though it may have been self-released as a 12-inch prior) and our confusion apparently came from the original track and its later sequel. Thanks for the head's up!
August 18 2010 at 1:39 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Anarchos
Let's look at the underground for a moment:
Artist: Jumpsteady
Song: Chaos Theory
"If I teach you every secret of the dragon's lair
Would I remain the one and only dragon slayer?
On the daily, I'm the mastermind of everything you question
Skilled like pick or forced and the hallowed ground in restin in
If the dream plymouth cube really exists
Would you wish away the wars and the coming of Apocalypse?
Devastating like the chambers and dungeons combined
And slicker than a 20 sided die"
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