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Saddest Lyric: "Doctor, please, some more of these / Outside the door, she took four more. What a drag it is getting old"
Cautionary Line: "Mama said, 'That ain't the way to have fun'"
Most Bitter Lyric: "Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful / But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral"
Most Tragic Lyric: "When you older, you don't gotta work no more / And I'm gonna get you that mansion that we couldn't afford"
Funniest Line: "I like your mom and it's no fad / I wanna marry her and be your dad"
Strangest Line: "The mother and child reunion is only a motion away"
Deepest Lyric: "Mother should I run for president? / Mother should I trust the government?"
Most Dramatic Lyric: "Mama, life had just begun / But now I've gone and thrown it all away"
Most Poetic Line: "Half of what I say is meaningless / But I say it just to reach you, Julia"
Creepiest Lyric: "Mother, tell your children not to hold my hand / Tell your children not to to understand"