Noel Gallagher Threatens to Pull Out Footballer's 'Tash Hair' Over Tweet

Posted on May 11th 2011 10:45AM by Chris Cope
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If you're a former Man Utd footballer, you're probably best not advised to tweet Oasis lyrics -- as Gary Neville has found out after a verbal dressing down from Noel Gallagher.

The former Utd and England right-back had used a line from the Oasis track 'Fade Away' on Twitter in an effort to big up his former team, who are close to winning the Premier League.

But, as The Sun reports, Gallagher -- a well-known Manchester City supporter -- didn't take too kindly to the Utd icon using Oasis lyrics in the tweet, which had said, "'While we're living / the dreams we have as children fade away' Not if you support United!"

And, in a retort worthy of inclusion in the Gallagher putdown hall of fame, he said he would make Neville listen to Simply Red whilst he pulled his "tash out one grey hair at a time" with his teeth as punishment.

He said, "I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s--- in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..."

Watch Oasis performing 'Fade Away'