Blur and Gorillaz Aren't Done, Tenacious D Cause Tinnitus & More -- News Roundup

So maybe Gorillaz and Blur aren't finished after all. Singer Damon Albarn recently told the Guardian that his two biggest projects were kaput, but after living with that decision for a few weeks he's now saying the opposite. Speaking to Metro, Albarn backtracked and wished people didn't believe "that everything that comes out of my mouth is serious." We're not getting anywhere with this guy. [Stereogum]

New Times wrote an article called "Eight Pleasantly Plump Female Musicians We'd Like to Get Down With.' It included Adele, Gossip's Beth Ditto, Jennifer Hudson and few other plus-size singers. The article got so much hate in the comments section that the website took it down. Read the writer's plea for mercy here. #BushLeague [Broward Palm Beach New Times].

Tenacious D and Bob Odenkirk have joined forces for the sake of rock. The band's upcoming album Rize of the Fenix was put to the test by extreme tinnitus sufferers. The results are pure evil. [Huffington Post Comedy]

The Daily Swarm's newest "Week in Hate" list features easy targets, including one of America's biggest gutter strumpets, Creed. The band was recently maligned by The New Yorker through a simple concert listing that will forever live in infamy. [The Daily Swarm]

Have you heard the new Beach Boys new song? Some people don't give a flying f---. [Antiquiet]

Frogs usually don't sit like humans, but this one below does. Is it hilarious?! Is it weird?! Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Probably. Yeah.