Jack White Vs. Guinness, Adam Yauch Honored by Senate & More -- NEWS!

The Guinness Book of World Records explains why they wouldn't put Jack White in their book. Their explanation is what they would probably call "the world's best argument." [NME]

This Village Voice journalist really pissed off Mark Ronson. [Rolling Stone]

Deadmau5 lays down some real truth. [Antiquiet]

Adam Yauch was honored on the floor on the New York State Senate. Then all the senators realized simultaneously that reciting every single Beastie Boys lyric would be the best filibuster of all time. [Pitchfork]

Finally, have you ever wanted to hear Tom Waits narrate something? Well now you can!