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Rod Stewart & Ron Wood Put Cocaine in Their Asses, for Health Reasons

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Rod Stewart was worried. If he was going to use cocaine, he might hurt his signature singing voice and cause damage to his nasal cavity. So he came up with a solution: Putting it in his butt.

In his new book Rod: The Autobiography, the rocker confesses to doing the dirty act with then-Faces bandmate Ronnie Wood. The Stones' current guitarist had totally blown out his septum, so to compensate he and Rod, well, we'll just let Stewart explain:

"So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system."

In a recent interview, Stewart also said, "[What happened to Ronnie] scared him, so then we found another method of taking the drug. We put them in a little pill like the French do them, a suppository."

Despite wanting cocaine so much to do that, Stewart swears he didn't have a problem. "As far as the drugs are concerned, I was never an addict. I was never, you know, in rehab. It never affected my family or my relationships or anything. I was just a social user."

Stewart doesn't just discuss drugs in the new biography: He also talks about almost getting a "plaster caster" of his rock star penis. Check out some more awesome moments from the book over at SPIN while you ponder the idea of someone putting cocaine in their butt.

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Liz Lavery Devlin

i loved his book it was as if he was talking to you telling you his story and he can laugh at himself i.ve loved him since i first heard Maggie May so bogg of and leave him alone so the begrudgers can **** OFF !!!!!! go on Rod your SIMPLY THE BEST xxxx

January 20 2013 at 9:54 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Catherine Mroczek

dont really care what he did or does in his personal life, he is still one of the best ,

January 19 2013 at 11:54 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Debbie L. Garrison

the article and too much info? hardly not id like to read the book

January 18 2013 at 10:24 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Debbie L. Garrison

whoa now ive heard of everything when it comes to the drug intaking. // the video hoaxes i went to the link on HOME ALONE and im sorry to say the beard facial (eyes) and body build does not suit (pun) Elvis at all. dbl or not him or not.

January 18 2013 at 10:23 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Cheryl

HA didn't affect family. Were they on drugs as well? or Just happy with the money? It would be interesting to hear the family's side of it.

January 18 2013 at 9:35 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
brennemanbelkin

Rod just wanted to get his hampster high.

January 18 2013 at 9:25 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
vinkbear

Two things:
Is anyone surprised that another rocker used cocaine?

and

TMI. I could have lived out the rest of my life without that visual.

January 18 2013 at 7:20 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jeffw7

I said wut wut.

January 18 2013 at 2:26 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
cmcclarty

The way he treated his son someone should of put there foot in his ass!

January 18 2013 at 1:35 AM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply
ddubs81

"Have i told you lately" that you are a sick f***

January 18 2013 at 12:29 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply