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Chubby Checker Penis Measuring Lawsuit: Legend Files Claim Against Hewlett-Packard
- Posted on Feb 13th 2013 12:30PM by Jason MacNeil
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According to a press release issued yesterday, the suit filed late Monday evening claims Hewlett-Packard's application has done "irreparable damage and harm" to Chubby Checker and his company. The term "chubby" in the Online Slang Dictionary means an erection.
"Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there (sic) member is," the application's promo says on the House Of Palm site. "All you need to do is find out the man's shoe size and plug it in and don't worry where your (sic) from because The Chubby Checker supports shoe measurements of different regions and types. Now with the Chubby Checker there is no need for disappointment or surprise..."
The site also contains some screen shots of the application with different imperial and metric measurement options available. The application has been downloaded 84 times.
The TCPalm reports "The Chubby Checker" had been available as an application from the Palm APP Catalog which sells apps for Palm smartphones. Checker's lawsuit -- which was filed under the artist's real name (Ernest Evans) -- claims the name "Chubby Checker" is trademarked by Ernest Evans Corp. for the musician's business interests.
"Defendants' use of the name 'Chubby Checker' in its app is likely to associate plaintiff's (trade) marks with the obscene, sexual connotation and images," the lawsuit claims, adding the app is "blurring and tarnishing" the singer's trademark. And lawyers for Checker state those using the application might believe the singer has endorsed it when he has not.
"This lawsuit is about preserving the integrity and legacy of a man who has spent years working hard at his musical craft and has earned the position of one of the greatest musical entertainers of all time," lawyer Willie Gary, who is representing Checker, said. "We cannot sit idly and watch as technology giants or anyone else exploits the name or likeness of an innocent person with the goal of making millions of dollars. The Defendants have marketed Chubby Checkers' name on their product to gain a profit and this just isn't right."
The suit, filed in St. Lucie County Federal Court, also says that despite numerous attempts to try and stop the app from continuing, Hewlett-Packard refused to dismantle the operation and thus "continues to perpetuate degrading and derogatory content directly linked to Chubby Checker." The suit also says the 71-year-old Checker has received no compensation from the unauthorized use of his trademark and name regarding the app.
According to tech site WebOSNation Hewlett-Packard issued a brief statement regarding Checker's lawsuit when WebOSNation inquired.
"The application was removed in September 2012 and is no longer on any Palm or HP hosted web site," the company said.
Checker, best known for his hit "The Twist," still occasionally performs. The musician is slated to appear this Saturday (Feb. 16) at the Resorts Casino Hotel in Atlantic City.
- Filed under: News, Holy Hell, I Fought the Law
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Chubby Checker - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Chubby Checker – Free listening, concerts, stats, & pictures at Last.fm
Chubby Checker Discography at Discogs
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February 13 2013 at 4:00 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI saw him about 10 years ago when he opened for Jerry Lee Lewis at an on-campus venue at Univ of Connecticut. I never was a 'chubby' fan and dont own any of his albums, but man, that was one of the absolute BEST live performances I have ever seen. From the moment he started til his 2nd standing ovation, he never stopped. He spent more energy on stage, with all his gyrating and sweat flying everywhere, it was truly a sight to see.
The headline act, the person we really came to see, Jerry Lewis acted almost disinterested from the start, and even when he talked, it was to brag and his words were so slurred, u couldn't understand a single one. It was either the strongest southern accent I heard, or he had a bellyful of liquor in him. He had a very unusual way of ending songs. He would be animated while playing on the piano, fingers moving fast, and then, all of a sudden, he would just stop, like a car with brakes locked. Both the audience was confused ( Was that the end of the song???) and his back-up musicians were befuddled. There were times when they were in a groove playing, and Jerry Lee would it the brakes, and the band members would keep playing a few notes, looking at each other, confused. What was ironic was also how he ended his last song - right in the freakin' MIDDLE of Great Balls of Fire" The audience thought he was just pausing for effect, and would continue in a second. But he got up, and just walked straight off the stage. No clapping, no boos, but just silence from the crowd. Oh, and he only played for about 40 minutes. Ovation? Fogeddabout it. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out Mr. Lewis.
Several years later, Chubbby returned to CT, not to perform but to watch his daughter (who played hoop for Duke) at our Civic Center in Hartford. And bc CT fans are nuts about basketball, it was packed. Just before the start of the third quarter, there was a spotlite shone on him sitting right behind the Duke bench, and the standing O from the CT fans was immediate and loud. Now you have to understand that CT fans hate Duke and anything to do with Duke. They beat UConn that day, his daughter playing a key role, but upon leaving the building the CT fans were disappointed our hoop team had a rare loss, but they were all talking about Chubby Checkers. They remembered and they were classy, just like him.
I've pretty much forgotten the game, but whenever he comes on the radio, I tell whoever is there about those two stories. What a happy and absolute legend he is. I hope I get to see him one more time.












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