"I'm willing to clean the lawns, wash the cars, I have a decent salary ... I'll even shut up and listen in a conversation and I don't watch sports!" --Chris Isaak

In a recent interview, the crooner, who describes his previous mates as "bright, funny and gorgeous," is looking for someone new. No pressure, ladies.

"[My dad] called it the worst song he'd ever heard in his life." --Fergie

'The Dutchess' revealed that her father couldn't stand her hit 'London Bridge' when she first played it for him. We wonder if this was before or after someone told him about its dirty subject matter.

"I did not vote ... for a President because I still believe we haven't found one." --Fred Durst

In a recent interview, the rap-rocker dissed President Barack Obama, then blamed the "anarchy" of politics for what he called his voting "phobia."

"I'm sick and tired of these bands like Carlos Santana looking at his shoes and thinking that's a rock concert." --Gene Simmons

In a recent interview, while discussing the possibility of a new Kiss album and tour, the singer took a swipe at the Latin guitar virtuoso.

'Thriller,' Michael Jackson
From 1982's 'Thriller'

When I was a little girl, I had four cousins (all siblings) that were, to me, the end-all, be-all of cool. I'm talking Aqua Net, water beds and motocross. They were in high school and used to let me and my older brother come over after school and watch MTV and HBO. As one might imagine, I was exposed to some pretty ... mature stuff. And two things stuck with me from those fateful afternoons on my aunt's giant grey couch: Michael J. Fox's 'The Secret of My Success' (another story for another time), and the 'Thriller' video.

I was late to the game on the almost 14-minute long fright fest, regarded by MTV as the greatest video of all time, but was no less affected. I was simultaneously in love with and terrified of Michael. I was seriously jealous of that pretty girl's poodle skirt. The ghouls were dancing! I quivered in the presence of Vincent Price's booming, sinister voice. The lyrics didn't have to make sense (they don't). My little not-yet-10-year-old mind was blown.

"I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless." --Madonna

The Queen of Pop laments the loss of her King.

"[Alcohol] really worked for a lot of years, but I certainly didn't drink to make music or to write ... I just get nervous." --Eddie Van Halen

In a recent interview, Van Halen's namesake revealed the real reason behind his addiction. And although he has been sober for more than a year, he admits he's still anxious.