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Bio-Terrorism: Ladyfinger (ne)



They aren't putting anthrax in the mail (that we know of), but Ladyfinger (ne) is dispensing its own brand of terror with a god-awful band bio.

It begins with your usual inflated claims. With. A. Special. Twist.
"As the poets and philosophers will tell you, words are insufficient. This is particularly true when it comes to describing sound. But try these on for size. Pounding. Squealing. Rabid. Feral. A man with a classic rock voice that melts the cockles like butter on a biscuit. Ladies and gentlemen, may we present: Ladyfinger (ne)."

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Posted by Melissa Olund on Sep 7th 2006 3:35PM
Filed under: Humor, Bio-Terrorism

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