Coffee-punks Descendents have always had an unusual amount of odd merchandise at their shows. A few months ago, they released a new line of coffee mugs and announced a limited run of Vans sneakers. They are slowly becoming the punk-rock version of KISS. The latest installment in their merch pantheon is this Decendents toilet seat.

From the item description:

"This toilet seat has never been used (thankfully) so we can't really know if it'll stand up to the kind of abuse that the DESCENDENTS are legendary for, but it seems pretty sturdy. Well, you know, as far as toilet seats go, anyway."

Bid on rare piece of punk rock history (?) and check out the slew of weird merch on their official site.

In 1987, the Descendents introduced 'All-O-Gistics' with the famous line, "Thou shalt not partake of decaf." Nearly twenty years later, they continue to keep it real with a brand-new series of bonus cups and mugs. For some reason their schtick never gets old. Add this to your shopping list for your favorite aging punk who finally sucked it up and conformed to a desk and a cube.



Descendents Disclaimer: "WARNING: THE BASSMASTER GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH"

See all of the 'All-O-Gistics' and upgrade your bonus mug after the jump.

Pop-punk pioneers the Descendents still 'Don't Wanna Grow Up,' and now they have their very own skate sneakers to prove it.