Things Axl Rose Hates
- Punctuality
- Against Me!
- Nirvana and Courtney Love
- Spinner!
- Round Melons
- eBayers
- Guitar Hero
- Buttoning His Shirt to Business-Casual Level
- Metallica
- Microwaves
- Being Called by His Birth Name (and Irving Azoff)
- Intellectual Property Theft (and The Offspring)
- Dr. Pepper
- Slash T-Shirts
- Slash
- The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame











