Excerpt: I sighed my life sucks, and too top it off Selena won't leave me alone either. She keeps on popping up at random times and dragging me on dates and stuff like bikini shopping, dress shopping; basically anything that draws attention to her or her body. Which would be awesome if I wasn't gay, but since I am it's just a pain in my ass and embarrassing when I don't say the right things.
So many hallmarks of fandom and fanfic come together in this occasionally fascinating and constantly counfounding pastiche of vampires, werewolves, self-insertion, fairies, male pregnancy and pop stars. Justin Bieber is in the closet and has a fairy in his head and he befriends the absolutely gorgeous writers of the story and the wicked Selena Gomez keeps trying to get him into bed. And then he meets Zayn Malik who is a werewolf or something and occasionally does it with Niall Horan, who is not his real mate. At least that's what I think is going on. According to the tags, Usher is going to show up at some point.