Behind Closed Doors

Fifty Shades of One Direction
by Alice Clearwater

Excerpt:
"I haven't seen you here in a long while, Sir." The German says. "You are one of our best customers."

"I've been in America."

"How was it?"

"Not as classy."

"Of course. What do you desire today, what mood are you in? A show, a handjob, a blowjob, a submissive, a dominatrix, a dancer, a standard, a lap-"

"Fifty Shades of Grey," what hell hath you wrought?

In this work in progress of Proustian length, a virginal and barely legal Mary Sue accidentally agrees to become a sexual slave (she thought she was auditioning for a modeling gig at Hollister). She's drugged, tested for pain tolerance and gag reflex, and put into a submissive training program, all of which is described in gleeful detail. Then Harry shows up and buys her for Louis. Louis proceeds to whip her (not in the fun way) and throw her down the stairs a lot.