HELP Oh

One Direction seduced by Oprah
by Ocrien

Excerpt:
"Who wants a free lap dance," she says as she shimmies down into her Lane Bryant lingerie she just so happened to have on in case two homosexual young men from a popular boyband were to appear."

Louis and Harry's car breaks down and they show up on Oprah's doorstep looking for help. The Big O welcomes them in, but she has ulterior motives that involve plus-size lingerie, dubious consent and, we're assuming, big Os. The author of this fanfic goes to great lengths to point out that the whole thing is a joke, but is that really going to be of any comfort when these images pop into your head in the middle of the night?