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George Michael "Father Figure"
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We know that George Michael wanted to bring sexy back after Wham!, but things take a frankly uncomfortable turn when Michael likens himself to somebody's father in hopes of seducing them and then makes it even creepier by crooning "put your tiny hand in mine." Pro tip: Avoid parent-child references when wooing.
