Lionel Richie "Hello"

Although "I've been alone with you inside my mind / And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times" isn't the worst we've ever heard, the 1984 music video takes that creepy imagery to new depths. Lionel Richie pines over a blind art student who's equally obsessed with her middle-aged teacher. Before she magically carves a perfect replica of Lionel's head out of clay, Lionel secretly follows her around the campus and then sing lyrics into the phone. Worst professor ever.