Buck 65 "Zombie Delight"

If we ever do face a real-life zombie apocalypse, old-timey storytellin' rapper Buck 65's living dead song is the one that we should turn to. Eschewing any drama, self-pity, or grandstanding, Buck prefers to take a practical approach to the undead, filling his song with a plethora of useful facts. Among other things, he points out that "they'll try to bite your body, but don't let 'em," "zombies have the tendency to mobilize in large groups," and "don't try to reason with them -- zombies are irrational." He also reminds us that they're excellent dancers, which is something pop culture really hasn't addressed since the "Thriller" video.