Jonathan Coulton "Re: Your Brains"

Internet famous singer-songwriter Jonathan Coulton makes some very good points in this wry novelty hit. Singing as Bob, a new zombie trying to convince his old coworker, Tom, to give in and join the undead (or, at the very least, feed himself to them), Coulton points out that Tom and everyone else is going to die screaming, anyway, and that spending your whole life in a mall, Dawn of the Dead-style, is a really crappy plan. Besides, he argues: "All we want is to eat your brains/ We're not unreasonable/ I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes."