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British Royal Family
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Can you imagine what it must have been like hanging around Morrissey right in the middle of royal wedding fever? To have a tape recorder on him while he freestyled insults about William's bald spot and Kate's creepy white teeth would have been comedy gold.
Or not. Considering his big "oh snap" gesture was to make his band wear mean t-shirts.
