Vanilla Ice, Rapper/Punchline

Born: 1968

Spookiest Song: "Ninja Rap"

I know, you thought we'd make an "Ice Ice Baby" joke here, but you clearly forgot this classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tune. We, however, did not forget that our cheap-o parents never bought us one of those sweet TMNT costumes when we were kids so that we could've, as Ice says, "rock and roll this place/With the power of the ninja turtle bass!"