Jack White

What is he? Draugr Vampire.

It was tough to track down exactly what sort of vampire Jack White was, but when we consulted the Vampire Encyclopedia it became clear the occasional Raconteur is part of the draugr race.

The giveaway? His pounding on Von Bondies' Jason Stollsteimer exhibited "superhuman strength, the ability to alter their size at will, being able to escape from their mound as a wisp of smoke or become so enormous that they can crush their opponents easily."

Also, um, has anyone seen Meg lately?