Elvis, Jim and Tupac Aren't Dead

Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison and Tupac Shakur are all on an island somewhere, drinking daiquiris and somehow cashing in their posthumous royalty checks. There are sketchy details about all of their deaths, but with all the camera phones out there, don't you think they would have turned up by now? On another note, out of all the ridiculous theories about Elvis, our favorite by far is that he can be seen as an extra in "Home Alone." Yep.