April 30, 2005: Dave Matthews Band's Crappy Situation

The Dave Matthews Band finally resolved a royal squat of trouble their bus driver had caused. The driver had emptied a giant corn canoe's worth of human sewage into a river from DMB's tour bus while atop a bridge. Unfortunately, the trouser chili slurry instead landed on a boatload of tourists on an architectural tour. The band ended up paying the 100+ boat passengers $200,000.