"That's Amore," 'The Caddy' (1953)

Nominee: Harry Warren & Jack Brooks (sung by Dean Martin)

If there's a song that conjures the gut-churning discomfort of having your table approached by serenading musicians in a restaurant more than "That's Amore," I don't know what it is. You're just trying to enjoy your goulash on the first date night you and your partner have had in months and you're both exhausted, and some jerk with an accordion wants to sing this into your face. I'd like to hit you in the eye like a big pizza pie, Dean Martin.