Paris Hilton as a DJ

The Hilton heiress generally destroys everything the she touches, from Nicole Ritchie to night-vision cameras. But as this summer's EDM explosion broke out into civil war between DJs and button-pushers, Paris Hilton went and tried to single-handedly nuke the whole scene by pretending to DJ. Let's give Deadmau5, who we discovered while researching is right on our wavelength, the final tweet on this one: "to be fair...the mayans saw this shit coming."