Justin Bieber and One Direction Unite as Pop Superpower

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We honestly like Justin Bieber and hope that he one day becomes a Justin Timberlake-calibre artist. Alas, that's not likely to ever happen because the joining of forces between the Canadian and UK pop superstars One Direction will cause enough high-pitched tween squeals to knock the Earth off its orbital axis and send it headlong into the sun... and all of us to our fiery demise. Darn Mayans.