Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy, First Couple

OK, maybe Miss Swift's social-climb coupling with a Kennedy kid -- which reached an amusing new peak when the pair crashed, and were summarily tossed from a Kennedy wedding last weekend -- isn't the actual end of the world. But if we do somehow survive 2012, I can see, Dead Zone-style, Conor and Taylor eventually moving into the White House and the Russians saying enough is enough. They still have that red button, you know.