"I've got so many stunning girlfriends who can't get a boyfriend. I get asked out all the time." --Heather Mills

Paul McCartney's ex maintains that she gets asked out far more frequently than her more attractive friends.

The latest ...

• Jay-Z is supporting Barack Obama in a big way on his 'Heart of the City' tour.
  
• Elton John will play New York City's Radio City Music Hall on April 9 to support Hillary Clinton's campaign.
• Speaking of Radio City, former White House team Bill Clinton and Al Gore will make appearances at the venue for 'The Minds That Move the World' speaker series.
  
• Joining DMX in the totally clueless club, former Hear'Say singer Suzanne Shaw admitted that she had never heard of Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. Really?
  
• Ministry's Al Jourgensen told Spinner that he thinks Bush is evil. Oh yeah, and he's supporting Barack Obama.
• Former Soul Coughing singer Mike Doughty told Spinner that he's firmly for ... anyone who's NOT Bush in his recent visit to the Interface.
• Heather Mills posted a pro-Clinton message on her Web site.
• You thought Will.I.Am was obsessed with Obama? See those who take it to the proverbial next level.
  
• Dave Matthews Band will perform a free concert in support of Barack Obama this Sunday at Indiana University.

Keep your plain white toilet paper the hell away from Barbra Streisand. Or else. [Gabsmash]

K-Fed gets a job offer from a California radio station. [Perez]

C'mon Amy! Don't go the way of Britney. [DListed]

Patrick Wolf says, "Mika is a t---." [Pitchfork]

Idolator gets bombarded by Stereogum "readers." [Idolator]

Heather Mills will "accept" $102 million of Paul McCartney's money. [A Socialite's Life]

Amy Winehouse needs a hug. And a bottle of Dom. Preferably at the same time. [A Socialite's Life]

Lindsay Lohan never misses one of Steve Aoki's hot parties. [Perez Hilton]

Seacrest, out! [Defamer]

Heather Mills requested a gay partner for 'Dancing With the Stars.' Because she didn't want to wreck her blissful marriage, obvs. [Best Week Ever]

Marilyn Manson is terribly depressed and wrote "the all-time gothic anthem" about it. In other news, there are 24 hours in a day. [Pink Is the New Blog]

If pay-per-view porn in your hotel room wasn't cutting it, now you can pay-per-MP3, too. [Idolator]

Crappy MP3 player + Chocolate = Chocolate-Covered Crap [Gizmodo]