Dandy Warhols vs. Brian Jonestown Massacre

Fightin' Words: "Not if you were the last Dandy on earth" (Brian Jonestown Massacre)

Rarely has a manufactured rivalry grown legs as long as these. Two West Coast bands with two modest hits between them, both by the Dandy Warhols, their running feud became the subject of the documentary 'DiG!' BJM frontman Anton Newcombe once sent the members of the Dandys personalized shotgun shells. The Dandys responded by filing a restraining order.

Judges' Decision: BJM by reason of insanity